March 2012
preston-b asked: thats your way of calling me handsome huh
preston-b asked: lol im jk that was me
Anonymous asked: who the fuck sent you flowers??
Thanks, dashboard.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
preston-b asked: I hate all the people in your life for you lol
What is wrong with me? -__-
mishathemadhatter:
drake is the child you give the unplugged playstation controller when you playing the game.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
