January 2012
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africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
hungryhippo:
I really hope everyone stays safe tonight and doesn’t do anything stupid. I don’t wanna read shit tomorrow afternoon like one of you died or got in an accident or something. But with that,
Happy New Years eve. You’re all fucking wonderful :3
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
When you tell your crush that you like them:
wowfunniestposts:
expectations
reality
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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1 tag
preston-b asked: tell your friend whos replyin to all my questions for you that im talking to you not her
preston-b asked: your seriously the only person who can ignore me lol not trying to sound all cocky but shit
preston-b asked: ok stop ignoring me
